Laurie Lamb! Laurie, send your address to susan (dot) adrian (at) yahoo.com so I can bundle off your copy!
Thank you all for playing along! I had such fun reading these, and I had a tough time deciding. Honorable Mentions go to:
--Bill Cameron, Patrick Lee, and CKHB for their lies about Sean Ferrell and each other. Because everyone loves to lie about Sean Ferrell.
--Linda Grimes (bff) for starting it off and shamelessly pimping the contest all over twitter.
Jenna, Amy Jo, Karla, Morgan, Carina, Sterling, Charles, Kristin, Nikole, Scarlet, I loved reading yours!!
Why did Laurie's win?
Because I wished it was true. And the whole thing made me laugh. Here's her lie:
Susan Adrian has compiled a nude calendar featuring notable people from her writing/twitter world. Highlights include: Miss January—Janet Reid swigging gin while ringing in the new year, Mr. March—Jeffrey Somers with his pussy cats, Miss May—Suzie Townsend and her puppies frolicking through a spring meadow, Mr. June—a sweaty Bill Cameron showing off Skin, and Mr. December—a snow-covered Sean Ferrell looking NUMB. Get yours! On sale now!
The Bill Cameron and Sean Ferrell lines are brilliant. Congrats Laurie!
Congratulations, Laurie! If I couldn't win, I'm glad you did. :)
ReplyDeleteEven if I now have to buy my own copy of LIAR... *sighs heavily* (Are you feeling sorry for me yet?)
Ah, hah hahahahaha, yes, that one is the best for sure! Though we can tell it's a lie because the Shark only drinks whisky. :)
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDeleteOh that is good! Congrats! And thanks for the mention.
ReplyDeleteLinda: Not really feeling sorry for you, no. :P
ReplyDeleteBill: Thought you'd like that one!
Janet: Pretty good entries, eh?
Nikole: you bet! Thanks for playing!
Thank you, Susan. This was a fun contest. All of the entries were very entertaining. I can't wait to read LIAR!
ReplyDeleteEverything said about me was true, except for the falsehoods.
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