Wow, this was fun. Thanks so much for playing, you guys! I loved reading your entries.
(and sorry for taking so long to get this up--I haven't even been near a computer.)
Best twist on the phrase DUFF: Lori W. I love "Damn Unexpected Fine Female Attention"!
Best owning of the term with attitude: Linda G. "Screw you, skinny friends. Enjoy your celery."
Best OUCH moments (and we've all known those, especially in high school): Mairead S., squinto, and Latoya Alloway. They all made me cringe.
Saddest by far: Deb. You're killing me, Deb! :)
LadyGenette, I loved "spaghetti-thin arms". Perfect!
Mandy: Day-am. Those are some mean girls!
And the winner, because it made me laugh out loud and I loved the twist:
Samantha, please email your mailing address to susan (dot) adrian (at) yahoo.com, and we'll get your copy sent off!!
Hope y'all had fun. I did!