Laurie Lamb! Laurie, send your address to susan (dot) adrian (at) yahoo.com so I can bundle off your copy!
Thank you all for playing along! I had such fun reading these, and I had a tough time deciding. Honorable Mentions go to:
--Bill Cameron, Patrick Lee, and CKHB for their lies about Sean Ferrell and each other. Because everyone loves to lie about Sean Ferrell.
--Linda Grimes (bff) for starting it off and shamelessly pimping the contest all over twitter.
Jenna, Amy Jo, Karla, Morgan, Carina, Sterling, Charles, Kristin, Nikole, Scarlet, I loved reading yours!!
Why did Laurie's win?
Because I wished it was true. And the whole thing made me laugh. Here's her lie:
Susan Adrian has compiled a nude calendar featuring notable people from her writing/twitter world. Highlights include: Miss January—Janet Reid swigging gin while ringing in the new year, Mr. March—Jeffrey Somers with his pussy cats, Miss May—Suzie Townsend and her puppies frolicking through a spring meadow, Mr. June—a sweaty Bill Cameron showing off Skin, and Mr. December—a snow-covered Sean Ferrell looking NUMB. Get yours! On sale now!
The Bill Cameron and Sean Ferrell lines are brilliant. Congrats Laurie!