Hey there!

Wow, when I go away, I really go deep, don't I?

I'd tell you what I've been up to for the past couple months, but then I'd have to come find you and extract the memory from your brain--and that would just take too long for all five of you, or however many are still reading this. It will have to remain a MYSTERY.

I actually was going to wait to post another blog entry until my tulips bloomed, but I am still waiting. It snowed yesterday (really), so all of spring is still kind of on hold around here. Maybe we'll just dive right into summer!

So considering my MYSTERIOUS activities, saying that I'm out of the loop is a serious understatement. I hope you're all doing well, writing and publishing books and doing all your good stuff. If you feel inclined, please comment and say hello, and let me know you're still around!

Later, gators...