Susan needs

Laziness this morning. Here's the meme where you search for your name and "needs" in Google and list the results. Mine were so amusing (to me) that I had to share.

1. Desperately seeking Susan needs all your love and money. (Why not just start out asking for it all? {g})

2. Susan needs to understand that she needs to be building up her language production. (Does that mean writing? How did they know?)

3. I'm thinking that Susan needs a set of t-shirts graced with silly cliches that, nevertheless, exemplify her willingness to step off the cliff of safety (I think this is better than I Ching or the Magic 8-ball. Write! Be daring! Buy T-shirts!)

4. Susan needs opportunities to practice literate speech (writing again)

5. Susan needs a tray, six inserts, center bowl and metal spinning rack (okay, maybe not this one)

6. Susan needs to succeed in the face of and despite this madness (YES!)

7. Susan needs cash on run (Hmm.)

8. "Susan needs to make a choice," the planner says. "She can keep the house and go without six-month stretches in the tropics or sell her house" (Wait a minute...give up my 6-month stretches in the tropics? WAAAHH)

9. The next question that Susan needs to ask herself is this : Is my goal realistic? (I ask myself this all the time)

10. Susan needs to understand that each employee should be supervised according to his or her own needs. (Less interesting. But I am a supervisor. Hopefully, I do that.)